Humpty Dumpty saw the great wall,
Humpty Dumpty thought 'buddha jump over the wall'.
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall and fall,
Humpty Dumpty fell again and knock himself against the wall.
the end
Wei Choon said that it was never stated what Humpty Dumpty was.
People just assumed that he was an egg.
If not an egg, then what?
Wei Choon said a medieval cannonball.
I thought of nuclear warhead... But that would mean Humpty has killed all the king's horses and all the king's men... oh well!
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Golden Mile
It was valentine's day and as usual, I didn't have a valentine.
It was nice enough that the gang decided to meet up and head over to Golden Mile since Mubarak needed to stock up on his army equipment and buy some gadgets (fire retardant gloves and a cool compass thing).
But anyways, Golden mile is a pretty nice place to go for good food and to catch up with the slow times =)
It was nice enough that the gang decided to meet up and head over to Golden Mile since Mubarak needed to stock up on his army equipment and buy some gadgets (fire retardant gloves and a cool compass thing).
But anyways, Golden mile is a pretty nice place to go for good food and to catch up with the slow times =)
Friday, February 13, 2009
Valentine's Dei~
What is Valentine's Day?
I prefer to see it as this:
"Valentine's day is a bonus stage in the game of love, and the boss stage in the game of no love"
I'm going to fight darth maul soon, but never mind me. Let's talk about the one sacred day.
So what goes on during this day? Flowers, Chocolates, Cakes... and on the extreme opposite we have slaps, curses, or worst yet a rape-cum-murder case. The list goes on.
Ok I'm typing this with a backlog of sleep to clear so it'll prolly make no sense... How bout talking bout me then?
Why don't I have a valentine? Simple, I'm not in a relationship. Sure, I can act macho and say that I don't need relationships to sustain my life, but we all know that's not the case. So why don't I go find myself a girlfriend?
Truth is, I don't dare to. Growing up with a limited circle of true friends, I have that fear of losing the close friends that I have. That's what's holding me back in any relationship. I'm simply afraid that the rejection will end in an uglier result - the two of us drifting further apart.
Call me humji (ball-less coward), but I just can't get out of that comfort zone to venture into the 'confession'.
Happy valentine's day to you!
I prefer to see it as this:
"Valentine's day is a bonus stage in the game of love, and the boss stage in the game of no love"
I'm going to fight darth maul soon, but never mind me. Let's talk about the one sacred day.
So what goes on during this day? Flowers, Chocolates, Cakes... and on the extreme opposite we have slaps, curses, or worst yet a rape-cum-murder case. The list goes on.
Ok I'm typing this with a backlog of sleep to clear so it'll prolly make no sense... How bout talking bout me then?
Why don't I have a valentine? Simple, I'm not in a relationship. Sure, I can act macho and say that I don't need relationships to sustain my life, but we all know that's not the case. So why don't I go find myself a girlfriend?
Truth is, I don't dare to. Growing up with a limited circle of true friends, I have that fear of losing the close friends that I have. That's what's holding me back in any relationship. I'm simply afraid that the rejection will end in an uglier result - the two of us drifting further apart.
Call me humji (ball-less coward), but I just can't get out of that comfort zone to venture into the 'confession'.
Happy valentine's day to you!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
I am a freethinker
Say what you want, I am a freethinker.
Let me burn in hell, i can be a wandering spirit too! But I don't see why i need to devote myself to one.
A little on my religious background. I was born into a Buddhist family, we'd do the usual stuff like offering incense to the gods and stuff, we'd do it every morning. My late grandmother was initially a medium, but retired upon age. Still, we'd head over to her place during the special occasions to take part in taoist rituals such as the 'crossing of the bridge', where i'd always be the kid holding the basket hmmm...
But ten years ago, our family decided to drop the religion and just believe in what we want to. We all stopped praying to the gods, offering incense only to the ancestors. My dad's rationale behind it was that as a funeral undertaker (dirty job), it's not right to worship the deities and gods (clean). And then there's the slightly more illogical reason that we did so because the praying and stuff wasn't granting us any 4D places and stuff.
Since then, I have somehow grown to understand other religions better. I don't practice their beliefs, but I do try to know them better.
Actually, what is the underlying common factor of these major religions in singapore? Isn't it the fact that it is telling us to be good people? Do good to others, don't hurt them or else...
You get what I mean. I base my actions and beliefs on this simple track - how to be a good person.
Let me burn in hell, i can be a wandering spirit too! But I don't see why i need to devote myself to one.
A little on my religious background. I was born into a Buddhist family, we'd do the usual stuff like offering incense to the gods and stuff, we'd do it every morning. My late grandmother was initially a medium, but retired upon age. Still, we'd head over to her place during the special occasions to take part in taoist rituals such as the 'crossing of the bridge', where i'd always be the kid holding the basket hmmm...
But ten years ago, our family decided to drop the religion and just believe in what we want to. We all stopped praying to the gods, offering incense only to the ancestors. My dad's rationale behind it was that as a funeral undertaker (dirty job), it's not right to worship the deities and gods (clean). And then there's the slightly more illogical reason that we did so because the praying and stuff wasn't granting us any 4D places and stuff.
Since then, I have somehow grown to understand other religions better. I don't practice their beliefs, but I do try to know them better.
Actually, what is the underlying common factor of these major religions in singapore? Isn't it the fact that it is telling us to be good people? Do good to others, don't hurt them or else...
You get what I mean. I base my actions and beliefs on this simple track - how to be a good person.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
疲れた．．．ホンマ．．．
なぜ生活はこんなキツい？なぜ生活はこんなつまらない？なぜ生活の意味はこんな暗い？
厳しい．．．寂しい．．．難しい．．．
今まで、俺は毎日、毎週、毎月、毎年、何時もは違うの前で。
何でこれをした？自分の為？「友」の為？「皆」の為？ それは、俺の未来の為？
それは俺じゃない、それは本物のブルースじゃない。
それを書く時、家族は家で俺に待っている。プロジェクトがあるから、学校で居る。皆は何もしません、かんけない事が話しています。
もうやだ。もうやめろうや。この世界は俺のじゃない。俺はこの世界で生存の意味はなに？
逃げたい。外に行きたい。
タイ、日本、カムボディア、ラウス、何所もいい。俺はホンマに、ここが嫌い。
本物友達が居ない。あの「友達」は「俺」の友達は。もし、本物の俺が知る、未だ友達に成るかな？絶対ぜへんかな．．．
Please don't translate this, it's meant for my own reading :)
厳しい．．．寂しい．．．難しい．．．
今まで、俺は毎日、毎週、毎月、毎年、何時もは違うの前で。
何でこれをした？自分の為？「友」の為？「皆」の為？ それは、俺の未来の為？
それは俺じゃない、それは本物のブルースじゃない。
それを書く時、家族は家で俺に待っている。プロジェクトがあるから、学校で居る。皆は何もしません、かんけない事が話しています。
もうやだ。もうやめろうや。この世界は俺のじゃない。俺はこの世界で生存の意味はなに？
逃げたい。外に行きたい。
タイ、日本、カムボディア、ラウス、何所もいい。俺はホンマに、ここが嫌い。
本物友達が居ない。あの「友達」は「俺」の友達は。もし、本物の俺が知る、未だ友達に成るかな？絶対ぜへんかな．．．
Please don't translate this, it's meant for my own reading :)
Friday, January 30, 2009
Chinese Crumbles
It's funny to see how our society has begun to crumble.
It's funnier to to see how different races crumble.
First, we begin to see malay youths sitting by the void deck listening to loud 'hip hop' blasting through their handphones. Them talkin' like this fo shizzle n wearin' them caps so high the wind will jez blo them off the roof yo~ PEACE~
But even so, why is it so that when the time comes, they are still able to switch back to a culturally correct muslim?
I think that is what's lacking in the chinese community as of now.
We're beginning to witness something like cultural imperialism. It might not be from western though, why not look inwards? I'm talking about the sudden increase of kids wearing the peranakan costumes this Lunar New Year (last year it was the korean dresses if i'm not wrong).
Aside from that. Why is it that when the older folks dress in traditional clothes, no one makes any comment? And when a teenager puts on a traditional top, the first thing that comes to mind is "eh go where sia? Chinese New Year visits ah?".
Are our traditional clothes that 'ancient'? Must we be of age to be able to wear something like that? So you mean your jeans aren't of old origins?
It's funnier to to see how different races crumble.
First, we begin to see malay youths sitting by the void deck listening to loud 'hip hop' blasting through their handphones. Them talkin' like this fo shizzle n wearin' them caps so high the wind will jez blo them off the roof yo~ PEACE~
But even so, why is it so that when the time comes, they are still able to switch back to a culturally correct muslim?
I think that is what's lacking in the chinese community as of now.
We're beginning to witness something like cultural imperialism. It might not be from western though, why not look inwards? I'm talking about the sudden increase of kids wearing the peranakan costumes this Lunar New Year (last year it was the korean dresses if i'm not wrong).
Aside from that. Why is it that when the older folks dress in traditional clothes, no one makes any comment? And when a teenager puts on a traditional top, the first thing that comes to mind is "eh go where sia? Chinese New Year visits ah?".
Are our traditional clothes that 'ancient'? Must we be of age to be able to wear something like that? So you mean your jeans aren't of old origins?
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!!
I am all set to disappear from this course once and for all. I just need to get this over and done with. But of course, I'll need you help in this!
If you're aged 16-24, please take 5 minutes off to do my survey
Ask your friends and family to do it too! KNN DO LA!
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