The Art of Digging

I bet many of my friends know that I am a master of the nasal goo and no doubt, one can easily tell from my masterpieces.

You see, the skill of the nasal goo doesn't really go into the excavating of the nasal dirt, but rather in the flicking of the finger. To perform a bull's eye aim, you have to inflict enough strength into the carefully adjusted aim of the finger. After the action, it always amuses me to sit back and look at where it lands. Amongst my favorites are a man's face, a mitsubishi lancer, and an old lady's hair(accidental).

Once in a long while, I also take the effort, or pinky in this case, to dig out some ear wax. Interestingly, these ear wax hardens at a super fast rate! However I've tried to lessen the times of such mining. Why? Apparently the inner skin of our ears are times more sensitive than that in our noses. You'll learn this once your pinky grows a sharp nail. Something to note, ear wax smells bad but mixing it with blood is worse!

Please note that there are 2 kinds of ear waxes:

1. Dry type, which exists predominantly in Asians and Native Americans

2. Wet type, everyone else.

While it is easy to remove the wet type with a cotton swab, using the cotton swab for the dry type will push more inwards than out. Use a scoop for better effect!