Thursday, April 17, 2008

Orh Lam Pa Torch Going in Circles

I seriously don't understand what the TIBET Pakistan is thinking. Picked up news on CNN saying that the torch relay will commence inside a stadium for Pakistan's leg of it. As a safety precaution, the route along Islamabad has been cancelled and moved inside the stadium to prevent protests. Also, only invited guests and members of the media are allowed inside. So if the people of Pakistan wants to view the relay, they can only do so on TV. What for? You'll be seeing 65 torch bearers circling around a running track! What creativity can the organisers exhibit to make the relay interesting?

*Situation 1*
Announcer: Ok, the Torch is in the hands of Bearer number 1. The silence is deafening. tension so thick you can cut it with a knife.
Gun Fire
Announcer: And he's off! What a massive display of speed as he makes a left turn! Bearer 2 gets ready as Bearer 1 takes another left turn!
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*Situation 2*
Announcer: This is an intense moment for bearer 1, who's getting ready to start of the relay... Lowering his body, bearer 1 extends his right leg as he gets into position...
Gun Fire
Announcer: What a show of power! Bearer 1 has managed to toss the torch 100m directly onto the hands of bearer 2, who is about to... WOW! Bearer 2 just beat bearer 1's distance by a whopping 30m!
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*Situation 3*
Announcer: Ok bearer 1 is passing the torch to bearer 2, and so the list goes on... Ok 65 bearers have touched the torch, that's all. It's a wrap guys!
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*Situation 4*
Announcer: All 65 Bearers are playing the game of monkey with the torch! This is Madness!
Bearer 1: Madness? THIS IS PRATA!!!!!!!

2 comments:

Thiang! said...

0,0 Is this like suppose to be a spoof of Sparta?

ブルース様 said...

no need think oso noe liao la~