It's Raining!!!

It's raining!!! (Gives the Leonidas 'this is sparta' face)
For the last 2 weeks Bangkok has not seen rain in any form. Now it's pouring like it's never rained in years!
Then i begin to wonder... maybe this was piss from the heavens!

4Face Buddha: Eh Rulai, let's have a challenge.
Rulai Fuo Zu: wassup?
4Face Buddha: Let's see who in the heavens can hold their piss for the longest!

*everyone drinks a cup while the 4Face Buddha split the cup into 4 portions and drank them 4 times faster than the others*

Monkey God: Haha bodoh... drink fast doesn't mean hold longer ah!

*After a whole month, which is a year up there. The monkey god gave way and pissed, followed by the others.*

4Face Buddha: Haha bodoh... We got 4 faces, we oso got 4 bladders ah!

PS: in no way have i intended to disrespect the religion for i was once a buddhist as well!